What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 13:20

Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…